"LEGIT STALL": "#1" "2100 Elo" "91% GXE" by SupaGmoney and Quacc

As you guys can see, this RMT was not posted on April Fools Day. "Why?" You may ask.

Foolish little ones, Yung Crowbar knows not of jokes and giggles, but of cold, hard facts and logic. Yung Crowbar shills the real deal and eats the real meals. In the hood, only the real ones survive, and Yung Crowbar is the realest of them all. Put some respect on him, and he shall award you with the greatest quantities of Elo and GXE.

Shame on you for doubting the goat, I expect better from you all.
this RMT was posted 3 days early, what are we doing here
You better watch out, Yung Crowbar is rapidly approaching your location to settle some unfinished business.

I hope that serves as an example as to what happens when you doubt the goat. Farewell, and I hope you never see Yung Crowbar on the wrong side of the battle, because it will not be pretty.
 
:sv/corviknight: :sv/gholdengo: :sv/slowking-galar: :sv/garganacl: :sv/clodsire: :sv/toxapex:

Pokepaste: https://pokepast.es/6607a5c3051be65c

Introduction
You guys ain't ready for the GREATEST STALL TEAM OF ALL TIME feat. Yung Crowbar :Corviknight: the GOAT. 9 months in the making you can call SupaGmoney pregnant cause he fucking delivers:
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Proof of Peak
Nah screw you how could you doubt Yung Crowbar :corviknight: for putting in the goddamn numbers? Shame on you, be better lil bro

The Team
:sv/corviknight:
:Corviknight: @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Pressure
Tera Type: Dark
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Defog
- Bulk Up
- Iron Defense
- Power Trip

Yung Crowbar :Corviknight: himself, he slam dunks on everyone so hard you can call him LeBron. MF really holds that casual 200+ bp move and nukes everyone into oblivion. Yung Crowbar :Corviknight: always gets 1 crowbillion (a lot of :corviknight:s) sweeps. Defog to blow away the haters (1ldk). Nothing much to say about the boss here.

:sv/gholdengo:
:Gholdengo: @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Good as Gold
Tera Type: Fighting
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Trick
- Iron Head
- Low Kick
- Thunder Punch

Broken ass mon, he boutta break your ankles with these kicks. :Kingambit: getting sent to the hospital with this one. Yung Crowbar :Corviknight: usually puts in all the numbers, but just in case, we gotta use the most broken ass mon in the tier to ensure our victory. By sharing this incredible RMT, I hope this compels you to vote 5 on :Gholdengo: in the upcoming survey and get his broken ass outta the tier.

:sv/slowking-galar:
:Slowking-Galar: @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Regenerator
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Chilly Reception
- Future Sight
- Slack Off
- Amnesia

:slowking-galar: is the perfect glue mon. If you have a bunch of broken ass mons like :gholdengo: and Yung Crowbar :corviknight:, it is only principle to use the most consistent glue mon, :slowking-galar:. Beats all them special attackers up, murders :raging bolt: who is a tier 1 opp of Yung Crowbar :corviknight: (sent him to the hospital for thunderbolting him).

:sv/garganacl:
:Garganacl: @ Leftovers
Ability: Purifying Salt
Tera Type: Water
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Iron Defense
- Curse
- Explosion
- Salt Cure

:garganacl: is one broken brick of salt. Mf gonna spam the shit outta salt cure and eat all your HP. Once :garganacl:'s finished, :garganacl: finna blow his load all over your :raging bolt:s and :gliscor:s. These explosions finna slap with curse boostin' em up. :Garganacl: is a true hitter and the realest hired hitman.

:sv/clodsire:
:Clodsire: @ Salac Berry
Ability: Poison Point
Tera Type: Steel
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Curse
- Ancient Power
- Heavy Slam
- Gunk Shot

Yung Crowbar's :corviknight: love interest, :clodsire: is going to give you a secret surprise. With this set, :clodsire: boosts her attack, defense, AND speed, immensely outclassing victory dance :lilligant-hisui:. Ancient power is an easy omniboost for :clodsire: to start putting in numbers like Yung Crowbar :corviknight:.

:sv/toxapex:
:Toxapex: @ Choice Band
Ability: Merciless
Tera Type: Poison
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Liquidation
- Ice Spinner
- Facade

:toxapex: gonna slap the tier so hard with these attacks. Although :toxapex: is third wheeling this time around, :toxapex: gets to benefit from :clodsire:'s chances to poison to start critting everyone and dealing insane damage. Put some respect on :toxapex: because these liquidations boutta drop your defense and blow you up. Want to shoot a fairy in the chest? Tera poison gunk shot :toxapex: will murder every single one of those :clefable:s. Truly one of the real ones.

Threats
None lmfao it's the best team in the world.

Replays
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen9ou-2091462657-7d3gw8pid6nwd5ch3t3r6kq607w726fpw - Yung Crowbar :corviknight: puts down :gliscor:'s whole family (must watch) (insane skill cap) (shots fired) (cops called) (insane rizz) (parental advisory)

Conclusion
I am honored to have enlightened you guys with the best team of all time.
Join the Stall Empire! There's a reason your ass is a hardstuck 1600: https://discord.gg/Et74z8DZCj
Also, screw you minisprite haters, here's some more to brainwash your soul:
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Oh baby, another stall rmt…
GLORY TO BIG STALL
 

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